Regular Girl Britney Spears Keeps It Real

“It’s me, y’all, Britney Spears,” said the regular girl wearing her regular girl uniform of short shorts, flip flops and a bandana as a shirt.

Britney Spears went out shopping over the weekend in Los Angeles looking happy and IDGAF comfy cozy. Honestly there’s only so many rubber catsuits one can wear before one wants something with a little more… breathability. And besides, those catsuits are dry-clean only and who has time to make a stop at the cleaners these days, what with Sean Preston and Jayden James, not to mention the 50 sold out Vegas shows per year. Honestly it’s just easier to toss an old bandana in the wash and tie it around your torso.

Do you, Britney. You’ve earned it.