Shia LaBeouf Is America's New Hot Criminal
Shia LaBeouf is free this morning, after spending the night in a holding cell. LaBeouf was noticeably disheveled as he was photographed leaving Community Court in Manhattan where he was arraigned, he was also noticeably hot.
The New York Police Department confirms that LaBeouf was arrested after he was smackin' people on the booty and smoking during a performance of Cabaret at Studio 54. LaBeouf did not speak during his arraignment and he was represented by a public defender.
LaBeouf's representatives have yet to comment on his arrest.