Watch: Beachgoer Kindly Busts Two Women Stealing His Stuff in Florida
While celebrating the Fourth of July with his nearest and dearest on New Smyrna Beach, Fla., the man spotted two women trying to take off with his beach items, which included a canopy, chairs and his kids’ toys.
So he did what anyone would do: he filmed his confrontation.
In an interview with Gawker, the man behind the camera(phone), Rich, says after the recording had unintentionally stopped, one of the women “gnashed her teeth, lunging at me with an open palm and said ‘I’ll grab your d*ck!’ I appreciated the offer but didn’t feel the chemistry was there.”
So there you have it, America. Two big thumbs up for Rich: your new beach hero and part-time funny man. Watch the whole thing go down, above.