Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Jenny McCarthy, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Aziz Ansari and More
Find out why Jenny McCarthy is crapping herself, Jesse Tyler Ferguson talks about the novelty of peeing while standing up, Aziz Ansari‘s request for China, plus more fascinating celeb twitter posts and words of wisdom below.
Climbed info bed. Watching the last Exorcism, crapping myself. Satan scares the shit out of me. #sleepingwithmyrosarytonight
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) July 8, 2014
The novelty of being able to pee standing up is immediately mitigated when the urinal splashes your own pee back on to your knees. Gross.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) July 8, 2014
With all due respect, people of China, stop seeing Transformers so much, you’re making movies worse for everyone!
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) July 8, 2014
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) July 8, 2014
I just went swimming! Oh wait sorry no I just walked down the street. #NewYorkSweaty
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 8, 2014
RT @juscallmesizzle: Freaking LOVE Josh Kelley’s version of Hornsby’s Mandolin Rain. One of my all time favorite songs. Sooo good. Just DL.
— Katherine Heigl (@KatieHeigl) July 8, 2014
Can’t wait to show off my farmers tan at Madison Square garden tomorrow
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 8, 2014
Masturbation is procrastination and in the end you are only fucking yourself! #QuotesByKO
— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) July 8, 2014
My cab driver was SO rude that I gave him a 30% tip and thanked him profusely. Just trying to save another woman from the same fate, y’know?
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) July 8, 2014
Enjoy the ESPN Body Issue this year. Try not to think about how many times they photoshop away a giant scrotum.
— Stephen Amell (@amellywood) July 8, 2014
Guys I have nothing to do with what’s going down in Brazil. Satan purchased every soul in Germany last night, my hands are tied. #BroCode
— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) July 8, 2014