Here's One Free Ticket to Beyoncé's Gun Show (Not Valid for Entry to #OnTheRunTour)
If you print out this photo of Beyoncé
as Rosie the Riveter
, you can gain entrance to Beyoncé's Gun Show. Again, this won't get you into her actual current tour
. In fact, it won't get you into much of anything. Beyoncé's Gun Show is a thing that doesn't actually exist, and you probably should have known that. It's not my fault for misleading; it's your fault for believing me. Oh, you wanna try and sue me now? That's how you want things to be? Well, all I have are today's winning captions. Pretty good deal, if you ask me.
"Could've used these guns in that elevator but I didn't wanna hurt nobody" - Mufaro
"There is no beef in my gang! Remaining strong!" - Traci
"I got sumthin' for you slick talking b!+@%es" - Tres
"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!!" - Sheridan
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