Naked and Hungry College Bros Break Into Florida Burger Joint, Steal 60 Hamburgers

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When one gets hungry, one makes a meal, orders takeout or goes to a restaurant, right?

Nope. Not according to three knuckleheads who decided to take most of their clothes off and break into a Southwest Florida restaurant and steal enough food fit for a cookout.

According to local news site News-Press, the three pals entered Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Beach at around 3 a.m. on Sunday and made off with 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon and three red peppers.

They took a paddleboard too.

“Dumb, dumber and dumbest” is what one waitress is calling the naked bandits, who of course appear in security footage and some 200 photos.

According to kitchen staff, the red peppers were recovered in a nearby beach bathhouse.

“They left a trail like Hansel and Gretel . . . One of them probably said after, ‘Uh, guys, where did we leave our clothes?’” another waitress quipped following the break-in.

As of Wednesday, the college aged-looking broskis are still on the loose.

There’s a good (bar) joke in here, somewhere. If you’ve got one, share it in the comments, below.

[Lead photo courtesy of Splash News Online]

 

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