Naked and Hungry College Bros Break Into Florida Burger Joint, Steal 60 Hamburgers
When one gets hungry, one makes a meal, orders takeout or goes to a restaurant, right?
Nope. Not according to three knuckleheads who decided to take most of their clothes off and break into a Southwest Florida restaurant and steal enough food fit for a cookout.
According to local news site News-Press, the three pals entered Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Beach at around 3 a.m. on Sunday and made off with 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon and three red peppers.
They took a paddleboard too.
According to kitchen staff, the red peppers were recovered in a nearby beach bathhouse.
“They left a trail like Hansel and Gretel . . . One of them probably said after, ‘Uh, guys, where did we leave our clothes?’” another waitress quipped following the break-in.
As of Wednesday, the college aged-looking broskis are still on the loose.
There’s a good (bar) joke in here, somewhere. If you’ve got one, share it in the comments, below.
[Lead photo courtesy of Splash News Online]