Chris Brown is Fat and Single
Chris Brown Admits He's Fat Following Split from Karrueche Tran
Amidst all the douchey things Chris Brown has done over the past couple years, I don't think I'll ever feel pity for him... But it does suck to be the person tabloids are pinning for weight gain since returning from jail last month.
However, it appears the R&B singer isn't letting the "These Rolls Ain't Loyal" headlines affect him.
Brown took to Instagram to share a selfie video of his bloated belly with the caption: "I lose weight faster than your worst drug dealer! #idgt!" (By the way, IDGT stands for "I don't got time." #youths).
His fappiness (fat + happiness) might also be due to some baggage he recently unloaded (not from his waistline, though).
According to TMZ, Brown's girlfriend Karrueche Tran recently dumped the "Loyal" singer over some more Rihanna bullshit. Sources tell the publication Chris "liked" two fan photos on Instagram of him and Rihanna together, which Tran was not happy about.unhappy for a while because "Chris acts immature, like a child," and she thinks he's spending more time partying than making music.
(In my personal opinion, I think Chris is trying to date one of the Jennre sisters... But don't start any rumors or anything).
Anyway, Chris obviously took the break up reaaaaal hard--Spending this week partying with Kendall and Kylie Jenner and yachting in St. Tropez.