Jennifer Garner is Not Pregnant, Y’all

Jennifer Garner's description of Ben Affleck has scarred us for life.
Here’s a piece of non-news.

We are only reporting on it because an actual rep has stepped in to clear the air.

You know how there were all those rumors about Jennifer Garner being pregnant because she’s been spotted wearing loose clothing lately?

Well, don’t send any congratulations to the 42-year-old actress. Garner, who with husband Ben Affleck are already proud parents to Violet, 8, Seraphina, 5 and Samuel, 2, is not pregnant with her fourth child.

On Tuesday night, Garner’s rep told multiple outlets that these pregnancy stories are “not true.” [via PEOPLE]

So there you have it folks, a Hollywood star is not pregnant. Let a woman enjoy her summer and wear loose clothing because well, that’s one way to keep cool.

Launch the gallery, above, for more photos of a not pregnant Jennifer Garner.