Twitter's Favorite Supermodel Chrissy Teigen Shows Lots of Cleavage in Sexy 'Esquire' Shoot, Talks Butts and Food and Hating the Beach

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I mean, as if reading her hilarious response to Nicki Minaj's crazy ass fans or watching her drunkenly throw the "honorable" first pitch at a Los Angeles Dodgers game wasn't enough for you... You'll quickly learn to love Chrissy Teigen after reading her article in Esquire magazine.  She's literally everything right now.

The 28-year-old wife of John Legend is known for showing off her now-famous booty on the cover of Sports Illustrated while posing topless with Nina Agdal and Lily Aldrige... And yet she still can't stand her "little" butt.

"I didn't know butts were a thing until I was 23," she told the magazine for its September 2014 issue.  "Then came Jenner Lopez and people were like, 'That butt is great.' Now you have to have a butt.  It sucks for me."

LOL! Interestingly enough, she admits she loves food (as evidenced on her many Instagram #foodporn pics), but even that doesn't help grow her behind.

"I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder," she added.

And while she may enjoy a good work out, she absolutely loathes diets, admitting some shocking effects after trying the Master Cleanse (which is basically a cocktail of water, maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper that might make you hallucinate).

"I looked at a Wheat Thin one day and got teary-eyed. You know those cartoons where the head of somebody becomes a turkey? That Wheat Thin looked like a fucking turkey. My mouth was watering."

But sometimes as a super famous swimsuit model you just have to do things you hate... Like diets and laying on the beach, which according to Chrissy is the worst thing ever.

"Sand is disgusting," she admits her hatred for beach shoots.  "I get all Larry David at the beach and want every piece of sand off me."

However, despite her hatred for sand, dieting and her little Asian butt, she does like a lot of things... Including trolling people on social media, of which she has once last message for all of you: "I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter."

We seriously ADORE her. MORE CHRISSY, PLEASE!

Launch the gallery above to see all her sexy photos from the Esquire shoot!

 

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