To Protect, Serve, and Stare at Kim Kardashian’s Butt

This photo of a police officer staring at Kim Kardashian’s most famous asset is one of those photos, the kind we are sure to remember and reference and make jokes about for years to come. I feel a joke coming on now, in fact: Police Asscademy. You’re welcome. Today’s winning captions, I am happy to report, are as amazing as the photo itself.

“Kim is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!” – Hector

“Nope….did nothing for me…..still gay” – Jose

“Damn gal…u got a bright future behind you” – Tina

“I wonder who her doctor is. I need to get mine done.” – Lana

“Dat booty is criminal, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to remain asstastic.” – Alexia

“I’d love to seize and arrest that…..” – Natasha

“disturbing the piece… in my pants” – Tre

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