Coldplay’s Chris Martin Sings Emotional Songs About an Old Banana and a Blackberry Phone

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Chris Martin has made a career out of singing about about clocks and the color yellow. So naturally, the Coldplay frontman has no problems being put on the spot and improv a few songs about a shoe, an old banana, and a really sad looking Blackberry phone.

Thanks to iHeartRadio, we now get the witness the greatness that is Martin creating emotional tunes about everyday objects. Seriously, who knew you could feel such feels over rotten fruit?

Given that Gwyneth Paltrow is rumored to be dating Glee executive producer Brad Falchuk now, we can probably expect more ballads coming our way. For now, check out his new songs like “Old Banana” and “Blackberry (The Saddest Tale of All)” in the video above.