Watch: This is Probably the Best Restaurant Commercial Ever

Hungry? Hungry for food from ancient times?

Head over to Troy Restaurant in New York City, where you can feast on what your ancestors ate during medieval times.

The Staten Island joint, which opened last week, promises a blend of Polish, Russian, ancient Greek, Roman, French and German cuisine for the contemporary palette.

Or what its Facebook page claims, “a true Empire of Taste.”

Just watch out for dragon fire.

Watch the fancy schmancy ad, below.

[h/t Eater]