Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Probably Maybe Made a Sex Tape Together

Earlier this week, British GQ named Kim Kardashian the Woman of the Year, and though this left many angry and confused, it turns out to be the gift that keeps on giving. From the ceremony in which Kim was given the wrong award, to the almost pornographic photo spread that appears in the magazine, and now to a little tidbit that implies Kim and Kanye West have filmed a sex tape together, it has certainly been The News Cycle to Remember.

In her British GQ interview, Kim is quoted as saying:

“My husband Kanye and I have an amazing sex life. So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we’ve made another … If we have, it’s never something I want to go public. I never want to make the same mistake twice.”

It is interesting that she refers to her first sex tape as a “mistake” given that said tape propelled her to fame. She might also want to consider that we are living in an age where celebrities’ private photos and videos are leaked at an alarming rate, so simply hoping it doesn’t make its way onto the internet is perhaps somewhat naive. Certainly, though, if they truly don’t want their tape (if they have one) to leak, we hope it does not.

Kim also discusses how she and Kanye decided to name North:

“It was a rumor in the press and we’d never really considered it seriously. But Kanye and I were having lunch … and Pharrell came over to us and said, ‘Oh my God, are you guys really going to call your daughter ‘North’? That is the best name.’”

She continued:

“Then a little while later Anna Wintour came over and asked the same thing. She told us: ‘North is a genius name.’ Kanye and I looked at one another and just laughed. I guess at that point it sort of stuck.”

So, yes, basically Pharrell and Anna Wintour named North, which is just one more example of how the now one-year-old was, before even being born, already more interesting than every single one of us.

And remember when President Obama called Kanye a “jackass” in 2009… and then again in 2012? Kim talked about that too:

“I don’t think it’s very appropriate for the president of the United States to be commenting on pop culture… I mean, calling people ‘jackass’? I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion — even him. I was just like, ‘why is he even commenting on this?’”

You hear that, Mr. President? Keep your opinions to yourself.