In the 34-second masterpiece, over a haunting piano track, a lingerie-clad Spears writhes on a bed — so intimate! — and imparts deep poetic truths such as:
“I am the dramatic beauty of a city at night.”
“And the sharp vines of thin black strings that keep the dash of daring mesh and scalloped edges where they belong.”
“The Intimate Britney Spears Collection: Inspired by silk, silhouettes, and promises.”
You don’t need to understand what it means, because it’s art.
Sorry, literally every other
promotional video film that was hoping to win an Oscar in 2015. Spears just snatched your weave.
We leave you with this: