— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) September 12, 2014
2 years ago, @VanessaLachey blessed me with the most amazing little man on the planet!! Happy Birthday Cam. Daddy loves you.
— Nick Lachey (@NickLachey) September 12, 2014
My new car coming soon booooon doooooon on em kid chicken little
— ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) September 12, 2014
— Ben McKenzie (@ben_mckenzie) September 12, 2014
The great thing about Facebook is you don’t have to use it.
— patrick_wilson (@patrick_wilson) September 12, 2014
Treat each day like a gift.
— Frank Ocean (@FranksOceaan) September 12, 2014
Hey U2, next time just give me a gift certificate to the iTunes Store, so I can pick out the music I want.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) September 12, 2014
i think we need to modify dante’s ‘inferno’ and add an extra circle of hell for domestic abusers. #WhyIStayed
— moby (@thelittleidiot) September 12, 2014
The bags of jack n the box I woke up next to are not okay
— Patrick Shriver (@PSchwarzenegger) September 12, 2014
— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) September 12, 2014
Two of the absolute most talented people I know are in a movie together! The Skeleton Twins with Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig opens today!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 12, 2014
After I nail a new yoga pose I want to brag about it, which is kind of the antithesis of yoga. Oops.
— Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) September 12, 2014