Good news! I just went to my doctor and I’m officially starting to dilate… http://t.co/RLxmnCSZe5
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) September 16, 2014
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 16, 2014
I do not want my period today so I tied my cervix into a balloon knot
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) September 16, 2014
When dreaming, keep fighting. Stay focused and don’t give up = true success!
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) September 16, 2014
. @Uber I dropped my car key in your car last night. Driver is asking 1. $80 cash or 2. Go to his house in Woodland hills to get it. Really?
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 16, 2014
B day stashhhh or kill it???? pic.twitter.com/IvMDgzwgHT
— Patrick Shriver (@PSchwarzenegger) September 16, 2014
Today, Scotland and England laughed off reports they were breaking up and insist they’ve never been happier.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 16, 2014
— Kate Mara (@_KateMara) September 16, 2014
My 13 year old son Duke and I have now seen three years of Parks and Rec episodes in four months. Last night we saw Amy get married.
— Diane Keaton (@Diane_Keaton) September 16, 2014