Bow Down (Basic) Bitches, Lauren Conrad’s First Wedding Photo is Here

Lauren's Engagement
Here are Lauren Conrad's first engagement photos.
She walked down the aisle last week, and now there’s proof: Lauren Conrad is absolutely beaming in her first wedding photo released by Us Weekly.

Wearing her signature cat eye and a couture gown, the reality star turned fashion designer flashes a smile that says, “Who’s basic now, bitchez?? Those sausage curls got me here!”

The ceremony itself sounds very – how shall we put it – Lauren Conrad. Special touches to the “rustic-chic” California wedding included “vintage hankies” and homemade apple pie. “I don’t know that I have ever been as happy as I was walking down that aisle,” gushed the bride.

Basic or not, we can all agree that Lauren has stepped up her game with new husband William Tell. The USC law school student puts to shame former boyfriends Stephen Colletti, and dare we even mention him again, Jason Wahler.

In addition to having a historically significant name, William Tell was in a little band that reformed pop punk tweens may recognize: Something Corporate.

No reports yet as to whether William sang the following words during their wedding vows: “If you could be my punk rock princess / I would be your garaaaage baaand kiiing / You can tell my why you just don’t fit in / And how you’re gonna be sooomething!”

Congrats, Lauren and William!