Watch: This is Why You Don’t Propose While Paddle Boating

500-Mile Proposal
Apparently, this man walked more than 500 miles to make a proposal video.
Don’t worry, this proposal video won’t make you cry — of happy tears anyway.

In fact, after spending 43 seconds of your time on this video, you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: do not propose over open water. Ever.

You see, buddy here (in the hat) had it all planned out. He was going to paddle boat with his nearest and dearest, including his main squeeze and (hopefully) bride-to-be and surprise her with the most epic proposal any paddle boater had ever seen.

Please watch the video, below, to see what happened instead.

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