Mary-Kate and Olivier’s Enormous $13.5 Million Love Nest Looks Like a Haunted Museum
The space is – to phrase it delicately – super old and creepy, and looks like it smells relentlessly of moldy wood. Okay, sorry, I tried.
Curbed has photos of the rare home, and I think the appropriate description, in real estate speak, is that it possesses an “ancient charm.”
By that I mean there’s stained, visibly aged wood; ceilings embossed with French phrases; and patina overtaking the hallway. Essentially, it feels like the final resting place of taxidermy grizzly bears, but nothing like a Hollywood couple’s first home.
Which is exactly what we’d expect from Mary-Kate anyway.
I won’t pretend to know what a portico or loggia are, but maybe they’re the names of the gentle ghosts inhabiting the bedrooms?
Check out all the photos on Curbed, and let us know in the comments: what do you think of Mary-Kate and Olivier’s love nest?