Jennifer Lawrence Describes her Dream Man: Is She Talking About Chris Martin?

Though we’re not sure just how serious they are, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are definitely a thing… But does he fit the bill when it comes to her ultimate dream man?

The 24-year-old actress opened up for her November cover issue of Vanity Fair–the same article she spoke out about her leaked nude photos–to describe what she looks for in a man… And, as we’d assume out of someone like Lawrence, each quality basically revolves around reality television, farting and food.

“I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV,” she explains, and goes on to describe some of her favorites.  “Shark Tank. Wait, Oh, Dance Moms—that is a good one!  Okay, maybe my favorite is Dance Moms, but I do love my Real Housewives. But there’s also—there’s Doomsday Preppers. Hoarders is okay I find it gets a little boring after a while, but it’s great.”

Oh but don’t you think the list stops there.  “I [also] love Intervention, New York Housewives—and Beverly Hills, New Jersey, and Atlanta Housewives. I mean, I love them all, but Miami—oh, my God! Miami is really special.”

But T.V. isn’t the only thing she wants to share with her man… She’s also hoping to find someone who feels similar in her feelings over bodily functions.

She reveals she’s looking for someone who, “you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love. I’d rather have just a peaceful time,” she explains.  “[Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you.”

She also wants to be able to eat with her partner–something that’s hard to find in Hollywood with all the crazy diets and fads.  She claims she’s anti-vegan, anti-gluten-free, describing the whole gluten-free trend as, “the new cool eating disorder, the ‘basically I just don’t eat carbs.'”

Ultimately, she wants to be with someone who’s laid back and can get over an argument quickly.

“I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive.”

She brings it full circle adding,  “We should both just move on and watch TV. Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”

What do you think?  Does Chris Martin fit the bill?  Sound off in the comments below!