Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Model Pics From the 90s Prove That She Ages Backwards

Sofia on Joe
Sofia Vergara FINALLY dishes on her new romance with Joe Manganiello.
Fact: in addition to her comedic talents, Sofia Vergara has a physique that would make the angels cry.

Speculation: the Modern Family actress bathes in the warm blood of virgins every night, because I swear she has not aged since the 90s. Seriously, take a look for yourself.

The 42-year-old posted two throwback photos of her modeling days in Colombia, and she looks nothing short of stunning. Wearing a bikini top and sheer sarong, Sofia poses alongside an adorable child. “The 90’s!!!bogota” she captioned one of the images.

The only difference I can discern here is the slightly washed out makeup typical of the 90s. Now, mentally swap out the dated makeup with Sofia’s current look, and try not to get trapped in a swirling vortex of non-linear time.

Joe Manganiello, you’re one lucky man. Better keep those gigantic flower arrangements coming.