Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Model Pics From the 90s Prove That She Ages Backwards
Speculation: the Modern Family actress bathes in the warm blood of virgins every night, because I swear she has not aged since the 90s. Seriously, take a look for yourself.
The only difference I can discern here is the slightly washed out makeup typical of the 90s. Now, mentally swap out the dated makeup with Sofia’s current look, and try not to get trapped in a swirling vortex of non-linear time.