Let Us Weep Together: Zac Efron May Have a New Girlfriend, and She Sounds Pretty Awesome

Zac Efron's Abs
Zac Efron took off his shirt at the MTV Movie Awards.
Rumors are swirling that Zac Efron is off the market.

The 26-year-old has been seen with a mystery woman quite often lately, and was even witnessed introducing her as his “girlfriend” at a restaurant last week. So, by “girlfriend” you mean “female friend” and not a girlfriend-girlfriend, right babe?

No matter. Now it’s time for a little reconnaissance work. Who is Sami Miró, Zac Efron’s alleged lover? Here are the facts, listed in order of awesomeness:

Miró speaks French; holds a master’s degree; was a Junior Olympics gymnastics state champion; has worked in Spain and Taiwan; and may or may not be a model.

While I try to restrain this sudden surge of inferiority complex emotions, I’d like to note that the two have been traveling together quite a bit. The couple, pictured above attending a baseball game last month, was also spotted arriving in Denmark this past weekend.

Let us now take a moment to remember two beautiful pairings that will never be: Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez (RIP), plus Zac Efron and (insert yourself here).