Take That, Wiz Khalifa: Amber Rose Posts a New Butt Selfie, and it is Astounding

Say you’ve recently divorced from your cheating husband, and then he releases a song called “Pussy Overrated.” How do you preserve your integrity then?

Just take a page from Amber Rose’s book and post a jaw-dropping photo of your butt in a G-string.

Yesterday, the model’s two million Instagram followers were witness to – how shall we say it – a full moon. Debuting a new hair do of red hearts and a G-string one-piece, Amber confidently flashed her backside.

In a seemingly self-aware move to beat her haters to the punch, she captioned the photo, “#Thot #Whore #Hoe #Slut #GoldDigger….. #ButDatAssonFleekDoe.” Now excuse me while I go UrbanDictionary a few of those hashtags.

And with the powers of celebrity blogging invested in me, I officially nominate this photo for induction into the hall of (In)Famous Celebrity Butt Selfies. There, it will find company in Kim Kardashian’s equally incredible White One Piece Butt Selfie of 2013. Congratulations, ladies.