If Nicky Hilton Is SpongeBob, Does That Make Paris Patrick?

Would you excuse me while I contact some people about casting a live action version of SpongeBob SquarePants with Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton in the lead roles? You can read today’s winning captions while I make this happen.

“My sister is Paris Hilton and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” – Danielle

“coming now am wearing black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellooooow!!!!!!!!!!” – Wadzanai

“My stylist called in sick today.” - Jo Anne

“Who lives in a pineapple loft duplex down on park ave? Nick-E-Hill-Ton!” – Jaci

“This sweater is ‘so hot’. Paris would be jelly”. – Meghan

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