Ashton Kutcher Already Registered Wyatt’s Domain Names: ‘I Don’t Want a Porn Site with My Daughter’s Name’

Ashton and Mila's Baby
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis tease newborn daughter's photo.
Warning: Ashton Kutcher talking about his newborn baby is probably the cutest thing you’ll see today.

From Kutcher calling himself the “baby whisperer” to the origins of his daughter’s name, Tuesday’s Conan was all about Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher.

“We’re really privileged that we have time and can afford to take time,” Kutcher told Conan O’Brien. “We don’t have a nanny or night nurse or any of that stuff, it’s just the two of us.”

Kutcher, 36 and his fiancée Mila Kunis, 31, welcomed their first child in September.

“It’s unbelievable. It’s the greatest thing on earth,” Kutcher added. “As soon as this child was born I immediately wanted to call my parents and just apologize because I never knew how much they loved me.”

Take five to dry your tears, folks.

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According to the Two and a Half Men star, the couple had already picked out a name for baby Wyatt before Kunis even got pregnant. But as the pregnancy went on, they just weren’t feeling it. So he tried to get creative.

“I just started listening off anything and everything I saw,” Kutcher said, adding that Wyatt was suggested at the last minute.

“She goes, ‘That’s it.’ I was like, ‘Really? I did it?’ And she’s like, ‘Yeah that’s it!’

“We gave her the middle name Isabelle which is after Mila’s grandfather, who is Yitzhak and it has a little heritage,” the proud papa said.

And just in case anyone needed a reminder that Kutcher is very in touch with his techy side, baby Wyatt already owns all the domains to her name.

“We got the Twitter handle, the Instagram, everything you could possibly . . . I don’t want a porn site with my daughter’s name on it,” Kutcher said. “It is unacceptable to me. It’s not going to happen.”

Watch the rest of the interview, below.

Two and a Half Men will kick of its final season on Oct. 30.