Miley Cyrus Goes Topless to Sell You Overpriced Fake Teeth
So naturally, the “We Can’t Stop” singer has partnered with a redneck accessories company to produce her own line of of fake teeth. Oh, and she’s also going topless in order to hawk these plastic products that’ll “turn any smile into authentic hillbilly teeth” too.
For those not in the know, Billy Bob specializes selling in fake teeth, mullet wigs, and something called “Dick Flops” perfect for the oh-so-classy breed.
Cyrus, who has an affinity for all-things out-there like five-foot bedazzled bongs and hand-shaped sex toys, has her own line of false teeth with the website called the “Miley-Bob.” The description on the product reads:
We’ve partnered with Miley Cyrus to bring you some of her favorite styles of redneck Billy-Bob Teeth! Each set of officially licenced Miley-Bob Teeth is pulled from an assortment of Miley’s favorite designs and come with a special Miley-Bob insert card. Order a pair today to see what style you get! This assortment of funny teeth will put a crooked smile on anyone’s face.
Unfortunately for those who are willing to shell out $11.99 plus shipping and handling for something you’ll simply wear once and forget about two hours later, you’ll be disappointed to know that Cyrus’ signature set of teeth have sold out just two hours after the singer posted her boob-baring portrait. Good job, America.