In the name of the Father, the Canadian rapper Drake, and today’s winning captions. Amen.
“Lord please give me the strength not to slap this old ho next to me for she smells like bengay and has no ankles” – Adam
“When you realise you missed leg day” – Tahlia
“Oh God, why did I end my relationship with Rhianna?” – Lisa
“Lord, please give me the strength I need to hold this massive fart” – Gabriela
“Please God, let the Raptors win this game and I’ll promise to make a guest appearance on Degrassi because they need it badly. Also, I hope they have chocolate glazed Timbits at the Tim Hortons I’m going to after the game.” – Nicole
“Damn…..I have no friends” – Jennifer
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