Lorde Defends Taylor Swift, Calls Out Diplo For Having ‘Tiny Penis’

KATY v TAYLOR
Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are basically living in the shade.
If there’s one thing all dudes should remember: when you’re rude to a girl, her posse of BFFs is undoubtedly going to raise hell in your life.

As is the case with Lorde and Taylor Swift.

On Wednesday afternoon, Katy Perry’s alleged boyfriend Diplo decided to poke fun at the country-turned-pop singer, calling her out on Twitter for having a smaller derriere.

So the DJ decided to follow up on his thoughts and create a petition to help raise funds for her butt. (So far only 28 people have signed it. Embarrassing.)

Of course Tay’s BFF Lorde wasn’t having all his bullshit, and like a true friend should, she stuck up for the “Blank Space” singer and shoved it right back in Diplo’s face:

Below the belt… Ouch!

Diplo’s shade at T. Swift is likely due to her feud with Katy Perry, the DJ’s alleged girlfriend. Also noteable, Lorde and Diplo aren’t strangers.  The two worked together in the recent months as he remixed her song “Tennis Court” for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay–Part 1.

Katy Perry has yet to comment.

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