11 Most Absurd Things on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide (And How You Can Get Them for Less)

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It’s that time of the year when Gwyneth Paltrow and her team of lifestyle gurus get together and come up with the most expensive things one can buy. Enter this year’s Goop holiday gift guide.

Despite being in debt, Goop’s taste is still as bourgeois as ever, recommending that its loyal but presumably less wealthy followers to drop $12,000 on a glass vase and $4,739 on a stainless gold juicer. The guide, which boasts products from Lanvin and Cartier, also includes a not-so-useful but very Pinterest-worthy $345 earthquake kit that includes selection of premium iced teas and a hip flask. (Because that’ll look so cute in your #EmergencySelfie, right?)

For those who want to live the Paltrow life without putting up a second mortgage on your house, here are 11 absurd Goop-recommended must-haves that you can get for less this holiday season.