Miley Cyrus Goes Topless to Sell You Tights
After selling out her oh-so-classy line of false teeth by employing the “Look everybody, I’m half naked!” strategy, Miley Cyrus is going for a second round by ditching her top in a new commercial for Golden Lady.
Clad in a pair of red stockings and matching heels, the “We Can’t Stop” singer tries to hawk pantyhose by licking a heart-shaped balloon covering her boobs before prancing away completely in her own handbra. Oh, she’s just being Miley.
The 21-year-old also shares a collage of the ad on her Instagram, writing, “Rocking dem legzzzz.”
Um, legs? Strangely enough, Cyrus manages to crop out most of said tights she’s trying to sell in her photo. Hmm.