Azealia Banks Shades Big-Fake-Butt-Havers Like Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and Iggy Azalea
In a new interview with The Daily Beast, Banks talks big butts — big fake butts, specifically — and inadvertently throws shade at people like Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and Iggy Azalea, all of whom are rumored to have not-quite-natural derrières. (She also takes another big swing at Eminem, because duh.)
“I like butts. But I like the real butts,” Banks says. “With the fake butts, you can always see the ‘shelf.’ I can see the implant in there, and see where the muscle is snatching that implant up. Butt technology needs to come a little bit further.
“They’re nice with the t*tties,” Banks continues. “But 15 years from now, all these bitches are going to be saying, ‘I got the old ass!’”
“You can get implants, or shots. These girls buy these kits on the black market, go to some crazy lady in a fuckin’ hotel room, they give them a little anesthesia, then they take these huge syringes and shove it under your butt muscle and pump you full of silicone. You get your butt massaged for two weeks, and then you have a big, juicy butt.”
All of that sounds terrifying, save, perhaps, for a two-week-long butt massage.
who recently rapped that he’d “punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice like Ray Rice.” Banks already threw her hat into the ring by tweeting support at Del Rey, but now she goes after Eminem directly:
“This is a dude who raps about killing his mother… And I think it’s casually OK that you eat Hot Pockets and suck on your sister’s t*tty. That’s casual in the trailer park, right? What’s up? I really don’t care. I’m not trying to f*ck Eminem, and I don’t need anything from Eminem. Didn’t he also have a song where a black girl broke his heart and he was calling her a ‘n*gger’ and all that shit? OK, Eminem.”
The moral of the story is: Maybe don’t get on Azealia Banks’ bad side, because she will come for you.