Diplo Has Some More Things to Say About Taylor Swift and His Allegedly Tiny Penis

Diplo vs. Swift
Diplo calls out Swift, her fans, and Lorde.
Bad Blood
Swift wrote a song about her bad relationship with Perry.
Diplo, boyfriend of Katy Perry and haver of a tiny penis, is apparently not content to let his beef with Taylor Swift die.

The producer recently shared a raunchy photo to Instagram with a Swift-baiting caption, proving, once and for all, that some adults never stop acting like children.

Diplo posted the photo, below, with the caption: “New album cover : MY DICK GETS MORE HITS THEN TAYLOR SWIFT”.

New album cover : MY DICK GETS MORE HITS THEN TAYLOR SWIFT

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At least 10 of Swift’s song have reached the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, so by Diplo’s math, his dick has gotten at least 10 hits.

All of this began when Diplo tweeted that “someone should make a kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.” He then retweeted a fan-made petition calling for Swift to get a booty.

Lorde joined in with an iconic tweet referencing Diplo’s “tiny penis,” and then Diplo responded by calling Swift’s fans “swift boat veterans.”

Meanwhile, Lorde recently went on record with The Fader about her “tiny penis” tweet:

I mean, I think often I say things and realize that Americans hear what I say differently to how I hear it. I love Wes and he’s a big brother to me and one of my first friends in the industry, and part of having a friendship with someone like that is not letting them say stupid shit. Taylor’s my friend as well, and I’m a girl, and if I see some weird body-shaming on my feed I’m going to be like, “Hey man…” We do still love each other, hopefully.

Though it can’t yet be proven, many suspect the reason Diplo began this crusade is because his girlfriend, Katy Perry, is reported to have “Bad Blood” with Swift.

So, in summation: no one ever leaves high school, never change and have a great summer!

In other news, Diplo, who is one half of the group Major Lazer, named his newborn son Lazer. (Perry sure knows how to pick ‘em!)