Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea’s Booty Cracks Have ABC Execs Super Nervous and Stressed

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It’s an ABC horror story: J.Lo and Iggy Azalea’s booty cracks are so sexy, they’re too sexy for TV, and network executives are really scared about the live broadcast of Sunday’s American Music Awards.

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea are slated to perform their banger hit “Booty“, but their booty’s have been given some interesting ground rules.

If Iggy and J.Lo’s live performance is going to be anything like the music video, it’s going to be an education on ass shaking, booty spanking, and hip thrusting. In other words, one mesmerizing lesson about booty that everyone is welcome to.

Well, not everyone. TMZ reports that ABC staffers responsible for the live broadcast – “the censors who will have their hot little fingers on the button during Sunday’s American Music Awards” – are incredibly scared that J.Lo and Iggy will shake and sex it up a little too much.

Their ground rules are: “no cracks, no rubbing”.

Interestingly enough, ass spanking is totally OK, “but that’s as sexual as execs will allow.”

There’s only a 3-4 second delay between the performance and the content aired on TV, but it wouldn’t be the first time that something a little too naughty has slipped through “…the cracks”. Cross your fingers.

Let them shake and grind it, ABC.