Pippa Middleton Shades Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt in ‘Paper’ Magazine

Pippa Middleton opens up about her famous bottom in new book.
After her pert derriere nearly stole the show at the Royal Wedding, it’s safe to say Pippa Middleton’s bum is one of the best in London… But what does the royal relative think of Hollywood’s most famous booty?

Kate Middleton’s sis wrote an article in The Spectator’s Christmas Special and quite openly commented on the “obsession” with Kim Kardashian’s butt and her decision to show it off in the naked photos for Paper magazine.

“No year is complete without a bottom story,” Pippa wrote, pun intended. “And the ‘Rear of 2014′ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month.”

Of course, the 31-year-old brunette couldn’t go on without poking fun at her own headline-making derriere, though she humbly admitted defeat to Kardashian. “I must say that mine — though it has enjoyed fleeting fame — is not comparable,” Pippa wrote of the Kim’s over sized bum.

Though she complements the reality star, she also notes how she found the whole Paper spread a questionable cause for “breaking the internet.”

“But the Kim butt story did make me pause,” Pippa admitted. “What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.”

Prince George’s aunt continued, revealing another part of the American culture she just can’t seem to grasp: line dancing.

She recalls a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming: “Everyone wore cowboy boots and the men had big, non-ironic moustaches that curled upwards,” she wrote. “It’s easy to get carried away with the whole free-riding atmosphere. My dance partner was about 80, and I did my best to keep up. But it turns out I have two left feet, at least as far as moving to rhythm is concerned. Embarrassingly, my cringe-inducing moves were caught on camera and posted on the internet.”

You can read her full article here.