Channing Tatum’s ’22 Jump Street’ Email is Probably the Best Thing to Come Out of Sony Leak

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So far, we’ve read some of the most nasty, often embarrassing exchanges between Sony execs and celebrities in emails thanks to an unfortunate hack job into the company’s computer systems.

Until now.

Over the weekend, the world was presented with an email from one Channing Tatum, confirming what we already know: he writes emails just like us.

The date: June 14, 2014.

The subject: 22 Jump Street’s opening weekend and the dethroning of Ted as the *second* best opener for R-rated comedies.

Here’s the email, courtesy of Gawker. (Note: the HAHAs actually go on for about four more pages — we’ve included just a snippet).

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Never change, Channing. Never change.