Gwyneth Paltrow has a New Love… For Vagina Steaming

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Five pretentious quotes that'll make you side-eye Gwyneth Paltrow.
The Queen of TMI Gwyneth Paltrow is sharing details about a new love in her life.

No, she hasn’t quite found something as serious as Chris Martin, but it’s probably the closest things that’s come to her vajayjay since him!

The 42-year-old actress is currently obsessed with vagina steaming, which she describes as an “energetic release” you simply “have to do.”

In a new post on her website GOOP, Paltrow dishes the details on a new spa she found called Tikkun–a place she declares is “the next level when it comes to Korean spas.”

She explains Tikkun combines “high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies. So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat.”

But infrared heat, massages and kick-ass body scrubs aside, the main attraction of the spa is their vagina steam.

“The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al,” she writes (in all seriousness).

But the biggest question of the day is: why would any lady need a V-Steam? “It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels,” she explains. “If you’re in LA, you have to do it.”