Straight Out of Our Collective Nightmares: New Taylor Swift Wax Figure Debuts at Madame Tussaud’s London

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You can now visit Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off“-era wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s in London. And by that, we mean Taylor Swift as a 25-year-old high school cheerleader because that was the coolest of all her other personas.

In other high school drama Swift news, the music video for “Style” has gotten a release date and Swift has released a new teaser, so start taking bets now on how similar the male lead will look to Harry Styles in the new vid.

For reasons unbeknownst to us, Taylor’s latest wax figure has her depicted as a cheerleader rather than one of her more cooler “Shake it Off” personas:

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But no:

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So, keeping aligned with her fan demographic of high school females, Swift’s persona as mid-twenties cheerleader (with questionable bangs) alas has become immortalized in wax forever.

Life imitating art? Or, art imitating life?

Here’s the teaser for “Style”, which is her next single off 1989The music video will be released this Friday, Feb. 13, 2015!

STYLE music video. Friday. #Feb13STYLE

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

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