Azalea’s boyfriend, Los Angeles Lakers player Nick Young, revealed that he is terrified of dolphins because one tried to kill him in an effort to get with Azalea.
With sensitive stories like this, it is best just to let the exact quote speak for itself:
“He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do — the ‘ack ack’ and all that,” Young said. “It was my time to ride the dolphin. For some reason, he took me all the way to the bottom. He was trying to drown me. But I saw it happening so I jumped out of the water and took off the little life vest and threw off my little water shoes and stayed outside.”
Young said the dolphin took others around in circles but didn’t do the same when it was his turn to interact with it.
“He went straight down,” Young said. “He was trying to kill me. I think he was trying to get on Iggy. He was a little friendly, kissing her and stuff. He was trying to take my woman.”
And that, dear readers, is the story of how a dolphin tried to murder Iggy Azalea’s boyfriend, Nick Young, because it was feeling a little sweet on the Papa John’s-hating rap lightning rod otherwise known as I-G-G-Y. There isn’t much more to say, is there?
[H/T: The Frisky]