Jessica Simpson Had a Naughty ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Photo Shoot With Eric Johnson on Valentine’s Day

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Jessica Simpson had a naughty Fifty Shades of Grey inspired photo shoot with husband Eric Johnson, and called it Fifty Shades of Johnson.

We repeat: Fifty Shades of Johnson.

The pictures are truly…something. Simpson normally uses Instagram to post about her adorable children. Finally, we get to see what an average (read: erotic) day in the Simpson home is really like.

It’s almost safe to say Johnson and Simpson do Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele’s er, romance, better than the stars, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.

Check out the pics. They’ll literally give you life.

In this one, Johnson holds Simpson’s leg very tightly and close to his body. Where’s his face, and is she comfortable?

V-Day #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

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Here, Simpson and Johnson are casually hanging out on the couch on a Saturday.

#FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

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And finally, we get the R-rated kiss we’ve all been waiting for.

I'm so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

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Simpson and Johnson’s love is so deep and lusty.

We’ve got to wonder though, who was snapping these sexy Fifty Shades-inspired pics?

Once again, Happy Valentine’s Day!