John Travolta Kissing Scarlett Johansson Will Haunt Us Forever (Thanks, Internet)

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Did John Travolta creep into your dreams last night? Did he get too close for comfort and in your dream, were you, by any chance Idina Menzel or Scarlett Johansson?

As Hollywood finally goes to sleep after a night of post-Oscar partying, the rest of the world is trying to make sense of the wonder that is John Travolta. Specifically, this photo of him kissing Ms. Johansson on the red carpet:

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Naturally, the Internet (a PsBattle on Reddit) went to town with Travolta’s kissy face and well, here’s the best of the bunch:

Joe Biden joins the smooch fest.

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Sigourney Weaver, watch out!

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Scientologists for life, BFFs for life.

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The big swicheroo.
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So. Many. Travoltas.

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Seeing double.
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John tries Lady Liberty on for size.
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Red carpet touch up.
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Lips out, tongues out.
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Hands!
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And saving the best for last. This is why the Internet was created.
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See you at next year’s big show, John Travolta!