Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is ‘Awesome,’ Says So With the Help of Autotune

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Kim stars in Kanye's "Bound 2" music video.

The moment music fans have waited their whole lives for is here: Kanye West has recorded a song about (more of an ode to, really) Kim Kardashian.

The new song, simply titled “Awesome,” is all about how West thinks Kardashian is — you guessed it! — awesome. It is also about how West thinks he himself is also awesome. So… business as usual for these two, basically. Please, do listen to it right here:

By now, the message should be clear to you: West loves Kardashian almost as much as he loves autotune! For those who don’t care to listen, please enjoy a brief selection of lyrical nuggets from the song:

  • “I read your last message at least a thousand times.”
  • “Why would you ever listen to people trying to hate on you?”
  • “Stop everything you’re doing now, ‘cuz baby you’re awesome. So awesome. You look to be good to be at work, you feel too good to ever hurt.”
  • “I hope you ready for tonight, I’m gonna you a big dessert.”
  • “You don’t need to listen to your manager. You way too hot for them to handle ya.”
  • “I would rather do nothing with you than something with somebody new.”
  • “I’m also awesome!”

It is not known whether this song will feature on West’s upcoming album, So Help Me God. However, a recent report claimed West’s laptop was stolen in in Paris and that the appearance of the song could be a result of a related hack-slash-leak. Def Jam denies that West’s laptop was stolen. So when you get right down to it, no one knows why this song is online or where, if anywhere, it will end up. Sounds awesome.