Taylor Swift’s Cat Scratched Her $40 Million Leg: Commence Freak Out

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Oh dear. Taylor Swift had a little mishap with her cat Meredith yesterday, and now her impeccable left leg (part of which is reportedly insured for $40 million) has a huge, bloody scratch on it.

Swift freaked out on Facebook and Instagram yesterday (hint: sarcasm) and wrote rather hilariously in all caps, “GREAT WORK MEREDITH

I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS,” showing off a pic of her ruined leg (ultimately a career-ruiner, obviously).

GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS

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Lol.

Guess this officially debunks the National Enquirer rumor, which said that Swift got her legs insured for $40 million because “if something was to happen to her legs, Taylor wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances. Her $200 million career would be in big trouble. If anything happened to her legs, Taylor wouldn’t be able to give her dynamic, signature stage performances.”

On the other hand, this does prove that Taylor Swift is kind of the best and totally awesome. Would she still reign as the best BFF ever? Yeah, duh.

Case in point: yesterday, Swift wished bestie Este Haim Happy Birthday by singing Faith Hill’s “This Kiss” with the Haim wolf pack.