This Vine of Sarah Jessica Parker Bitchfacing Tom Hanks Will Make Your Day
Her bitchface will give you life on this week’s Wednesday-humpday, we promise.
Sitting a row behind Hanks and his son Chet, SJP smacked her gum while her expression turned from confused to disgusted in 0 to 5 seconds.
Obviously, the starlet has got zero chill to whatever the actor is saying. We’re officially obsessed.
Parker celebrated her 50th birthday at the game yesterday, and while everything between the two actors seemed fun and dandy for the most part, that disgust level on her face has yet to be explained.
Sex and the City has been over for a decade now, but we can’t help but remember the days when Carrie Bradshaw would take drags from her cigarette in her beautiful apartment, whilst lamenting on her failed relationships and shitty exes, begrudgedly thinking to herself “Ugh, men” (as she’s perhaps doing there with Hanks).
If we were Hanks, we wouldn’t take it personally; after all, he basically got shaded by royalty in the cattiest way possible.
Pay your respects and commence striving for bitchface game as good as SJP’s.
And Happy Birthday, SJP!