Dream Casting the Live-Action ‘Winnie the Pooh’ Movie

It’s true: a live-action adaptation of the beloved children’s classic, Winnie the Pooh, is coming to a movie theater near you.

Not many details about the film are known, but we’ve taken it upon ourselves to devise the perfect cast. It is as follows.

Jonah Hill as Winnie-the-Pooh, because obviously:

Miley Cyrus as Piglet because leotards and obviously:

Beyoncé and daughter Blue Ivy as Kanga and Roo, because, oh my God, obviously:

Ed Sheeran as Christopher Robin, because, c’mon, it’s so obvious:

Aubrey Plaza and Justin Bieber as Eeyore (Plaza as the head, Bieber as the donkey’s ass, obviously):

Tom Hiddleston as Rabbit, naturally:

Dave Franco as Tigger because Tyga was unavailable and obviously:

Last but least, Bill Murray obviously makes the greatest wise ol’ Owl:

If you disagree with our dream casting, then there’s something wrong with you, obviously. But feel free to tell us who you want to see in the live-action adaptation of Winnie the Pooh in the comments below, if you are so inclined.