During her big Las Vegas rollout — her “Mariah Carey #1 to Infinity” residency starts May 6 at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace — Carey shared the news that she has a new best friend, a dolphin named Osbourne. (We assume it is not the same dolphin that tried to murder Iggy Azalea‘s boyfriend, Nick Young.)
“I made my new best friend in the world: his name is Osbourne, he’s a dolphin. He’s fabulous.” – Mariah Carey, 2015.
Carey fans (“Lambs”) will remember that Carey has long been a fan of dolphins. She expressed her love for our rubbery friends of the sea during her iconic episode of MTV’s Cribs in 2002:
“‘Cuz I am someone who loves dolphins.” – Mariah Carey, 2002.
Some things never change.
Should any dolphins be interested in reading this article, we have translated the above text into Dolphinese below:
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