Kanye West Took “Last Minute Mother’s Day Flowers” to a Whole New Level for Kim Kardashian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here’s a room full of flowers, I AM A GOD HAHHH.

Kim Kardashian was met with a Mother’s Day surprise when her hotel room in Sao Paulo was stuffed with white roses from husband Kanye West and their daughter, North.

Kardashian, who spent the day apart from her family attending to “business” in Brazil, posted this photo on Instagram of her botanical suite:

 

This is a downgrade from Yeezy’s 3-D Mother’s Day floral arrangement last year — a stunning, yet obtrusive wall of roses, hydrangeas, and peonies.

You have to see this 3 dimensionally! Best 1st Mothers Day ever!!!

A video posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

Once Kardashian macheted her way through the forest of roses, she arrived at a candlelit dinner accompanied by a string quartet that were recruited by her hubby to play acoustic covers of Sam Smith.

 

According to this tweet by the KUWTK star, West capitalized on his Mother’s Day gesture as an opportunity to self-promote:


The only genuine surprise here is that the quartet was not assigned a medley of Kanye West’s greatest hits.