“Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here’s a room full of flowers, I AM A GOD HAHHH.”
Kardashian, who spent the day apart from her family attending to “business” in Brazil, posted this photo on Instagram of her botanical suite:
This is a downgrade from Yeezy’s 3-D Mother’s Day floral arrangement last year — a stunning, yet obtrusive wall of roses, hydrangeas, and peonies.
Once Kardashian macheted her way through the forest of roses, she arrived at a candlelit dinner accompanied by a string quartet that were recruited by her hubby to play acoustic covers of Sam Smith.
According to this tweet by the KUWTK star, West capitalized on his Mother’s Day gesture as an opportunity to self-promote:
Every single waiter who brought food said “This is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world” Seriously I have the best husband ever!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) May 11, 2015
The only genuine surprise here is that the quartet was not assigned a medley of Kanye West’s greatest hits.