People Are Trolling Kim Kardashian With Fake Five Star Reviews of Her Selfies Book

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Rave reviews have been pouring in for Kim Kardashian’s Selfish, but not in the way you’d think.

The reality star’s new coffee table book, which features selfies of the “trailblazer of the ‘selfie movement,'” have been receiving some great reviews on Amazon — mostly for the fact that it makes for great kindling or makeshift porno when your internet is down. Out of the 58 five-star ratings on Amazon, many the submissions seem to be sarcastic comments or remarks about what a great gag gift the 448-page opus would make.

Here are what some people are saying about Kardashian’s book.

“Who needs coal for Christmas stockings next year? Here it is! And then you can use it to start a fire in your fireplace! Handy-thanks KK!” ★★★★★

“Great gag gift!” ★★★★★

“There are nudes, which are very useful for when my internet goes down and my power goes out.” ★★★★★

“she naked in it so its aight.” ★★★★★

“She’s nekkid.” ★★★★★

“Only buy for a gag gift for a gift exchange!! Perfect for the “you got screwed with the worst gift” moment!” ★

“I got a peek at this book. Great gag gift.” ★

As for actual criticism, multiple reviewers are complaining about shelling out $18 for something Kardashian is offering for free on her Instagram, which is already filled with selfies and accessible to anyone with an internet connection.

“People who buy this are dumb. Everyone knows about the internet right? There are some free sites like Google images, Instagram, and maybe a few more. This is complete drivel. Just goes to show the downfall of society.” ★

“Horribe [sic], don’t waste your money on something you can see for free on the web. More important, why would you want to?? Vapid narcissistic woman.” ★

“how can you call this a book? Its [sic] just a collection of pictures that you can see online for free.” ★

“Why are we wasting trees on a collection of a Kardashian’s Instagram account?” ★

“Why? I feel like I’ve seen versions of all these photos already” ★

“Can I not get the same thing for free by doing a simple image search on any search engine?” ★