‘The Bachelor’ Chris Soules Reunites with His Fiancée, Plants Corn
Bischoff failed to lint roll her pants, blinded by a 4-carat engagement ring, before taking on the dirt road to her Bachelor in Iowa.
Then mistakenly jumped on the first gentleman in flannel in eager anticipation of seeing her boo.
Meanwhile, Soules amped his energy on a seamless morning commute.
And finally embraced his better half before teaching her the art of planting corn.
Ride off into the sunset, Chris and Whitney. Ride off and never look back!
Unless you hit a cow. Then by all means, please turn around and call 9-1-1.