The Stripped-Down Guide to Hosting a ‘Mad Men’ Finale Panty Party
Sunday marks the finale of the iconic AMC series, Mad Men. It’s no secret that here at Celebuzz we refuse to part with Matthew Weiner’s musical moments and forgotten players that we never knew we’d miss, but we will forever yearn for moments with the cast stripped down to their underwear (or less!).
Adieu, Don Draper’s tighty whities,
And Peggy Olson’s shocking crotch.
So long, sarong. We barely even knew thee.
Your significance will not be forgotten, Bob Benson’s miniature board shorts.
Good-bye, “Fat Betty” from behind. We will miss your FUPA quite the most.
Auf Wiedersehen, underboob of whatshername.
Until we meet again, Abe Drexler’s Chock full o’Nuts.
Good night, good night.
Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be ‘morrow.
Say a boxer brief farewell to our Mad Men with supporters at your side by hosting a finale viewing party au natural.
Tidy the house,
Call your dearest of family and friends,
And extend an invite to co-workers to let loose with vermouth.
Modesty is welcome — the camaraderie is really all that counts.
Smile, looking ahead to the future. It was Robert Frost who said, “Nothing gold can stay.”
Besides, a proper panty party could be a blast!
… Unless cubicle lurker from the advertising department drops by unannounced.
You know he will. He’s always just kind of *there*.
The final episode of Mad Men airs Sunday, May 17 at 10 p.m. on AMC.