WATCH: Chris Harrison Exiles the Worst Contestant in ‘The Bachelorette’ History
Chris Harrison FTW!
Ryan M., a 28-year-old “junkyard specialist”, compensated for an otherwise vapid personality by hitting the open bar with vigor, chugging a gentleman’s “Fireball on the rocks”. He threw shade at his competitor’s hot tub car, shouting eloquently, “That car sucks! Dude… You suck, dude.”
Prince Charming was as charismatic as your least favorite frat brother, taking his shirt off and slapping Bachelorette No. 1 Kaitlyn Bristowe on the bum. Ryan sealed his fate when another suitor vying for Britt Nilsson and Bristowe’s affection questioned his unsolicited disrobing. The heartflob responded with a slurred retort, “Why am I not raping you right now?”
With this and Ryan’s Freudian slip referring to Chris Harrison as To Catch a Predator’s Chris Hansen, the production team made the executive decision to send Ryan home out of the best interest for Bristowe and Nilsson. After navigating his way around a giant rose bush, he rode off into the night on an industrial white steed.
Watch Ryan’s short-lived journey on The Bachelorette in the clip above. Part two of the season premiere continues tonight, Tuesday May 19, on ABC at 8 p.m. EST.